To: (Diarrhea Mouth)

(701):

You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday

To: (Diarrhea Mouth)

(256):

Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.

(no subject)

(914):

I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside

sh-shut up.....

(212):

How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?

(no subject)

(908):

I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.

(no subject)

(775):

I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do

(1-775):

So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.