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To: (Cassanova Dickbag)
Dec. 5th, 2013 05:12 am
(913):
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Dec. 5th, 2013
(913):
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
(no subject)
Dec. 5th, 2013 05:15 am
(318):
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
JOTARO YOU MAKE ME SICK
Dec. 5th, 2013 05:21 am
(425):
I am thankful for thumbs.
(425):
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
(425):
Land dolphins.
(no subject)
Dec. 5th, 2013 05:33 am
(541):
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
(To: Josuke-rizzle)
Dec. 5th, 2013 05:43 am
(214):
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
(no subject)
Dec. 5th, 2013 06:02 am
(925):
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...