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(918):

I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.

(561):

Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.

(610):

My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?

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(813):

The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.

( All of our thoughts collide, when our hearts smashed inside )

(412):

What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?

(914):
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.

(617):

When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.

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(573):

I think your dad took our porno

(443):
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian

(443):
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?