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To: (Diarrhea mouth)
Jun. 13th, 2013 03:34 am
(701):
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
(701):
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
About Jojo
Jun. 9th, 2013 11:37 pm
(202):
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
To: (Diarrhea Mouth)
Jun. 3rd, 2013 07:44 pm
(312):
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
(no subject)
Jun. 1st, 2013 10:18 pm
(775):
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
(1-775):
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
(no subject)
Jun. 1st, 2013 09:59 pm
(908):
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
sh-shut up.....
Jun. 1st, 2013 09:48 pm
(212):
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
(no subject)
Jun. 1st, 2013 09:41 pm(914):
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
To: (Diarrhea Mouth)
Jun. 1st, 2013 08:54 pm
(256):
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
To: (Diarrhea Mouth)
Jun. 1st, 2013 08:01 pm(701):
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
